Yes, I'm a Pratt

If the Hills is a guilty pleasure, much along the lines of the Hollyoaks Sunday morning omnibus, then you'll be familiar with Spencer Pratt, the chipmunk-ish er, prat who wound up married to Heidi Montag. (Heidi now looks like a 50 year old Caprice thanks to a few too many visits to the plastic surgeon.) Well the pair have recently split and as a result their collective 'careers' are waning.

Spencer is having a hard time coping. MTV - once Spencer's golden goose, has dropped him like a hot potato. Which is too bad because he's desperate to get back on the box. He's taken to Twitter to jog the channel's memory about who he is, even hinting that his marriage to Heidi was fake. More worryingly, he doesn't know 'how to live' without a script to prompt him. Oh dear.

'I just want to be a reality superstar @mtv once these Shores boys are done I am on the bench coach ready to make ratings PLAYBOY SPENCE BACK I miss the sound stage. @mtv I need my script back. Don't know how to live without producers guiding my storyline. I am lost without @mtv !

@mtv I got served with divorce papers? I thought that preacher at the wedding was one of the actors like my paid friends and family & exWIFE

@mtv This whole time I have really been married? I thought we did that for ratings?

@MTV Heidi left me seasons ago! Hello! she just didn't have beefy LC to film with anymore so she had to be stuck with King Spencer! sucker

Starting a new life on earth today. I think I will start by building my spacecraft to go live on MARS. Heard they are casting for realityTV?

MTV? The ball's in your court.

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