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Woods and Nordegren sign divorce

It was one of the biggest stories in the history of pointless celebrity tittle-tattle (a field which which keeps the likes of us in pork pies and milky cups of tea), but now it’s all over. Yes, Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren have signed their divorce, with the former handing the latter a rumoured $500million in the process.

When we look back at the moment the former Mrs Woods attacked her then-husband with a golf club, we think back to more innocent, simple times, when the Tiger was crushing the world’s competition and presenting himself as the model family man. Ah, memories. The pair are still pretending to be civil to one another mind you, as you can see from this bland statement below.

‘We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future,’ it lied. ‘While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us.’

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