Won't you miss this wee fella?

Sob. We knew this day would come, just not so damn soon. Cheryl has apparently agreed an offer to join American XFactor - thereby getting a promotion into the ranks of mega stars. Mega stars, eh? They're just like our home grown celebs, just with much better teeth, shinier limbs, and more than a hint of botox. Just leave our Chezza as she is - do you hear?

A source told The Daily Mail, 'I would say it’s a good bet that Cheryl is coming to America. It’s something that Simon and Cheryl have been discussing for months. You know, it’s a very exciting prospect for everyone involved to have Cheryl on board.’

The paper revealed the tragic news (yes, you can read 'tragic' in one of two ways), ‘The X Factor will be off air in the UK next year and by the time it returns in January 2012, it is highly unlikely that Cheryl will return. Cheryl loves Los Angeles and this is extremely exciting. It is all part of a fresh new start for her.’

Does that mean we're being left with a B-list bunch of Pixie Lott's, Geri's and Imbruglia's? Say it ain't so!

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