'Who the f*** is Kim Kardashian?'

Elton John is in a foul mood of late, blame his increasing OAP-ness, or the recent foray into the world of parenthood and sleepless nights. Whatever the reasons, he's really got it in for our beloved C-listers, even daring to take a pop at Queen Cheryl of Geordie-land.

Elton began his tirade with a pop at some of the greats of reality TV and pop, saying, 'Who the f*** is Kim Kardashian? Girls Aloud? The Saturdays? All awful. Frankly they all sound the same. It’s hard to tell Girls Aloud from The Saturdays. And then there’s Cheryl Cole… It’s all crap.'

Elt then moved onto the world of live singing, getting all sweary again, 'All lip-synchers should be shot. Only drag queens are allowed to lip-synch...Bands who fly in vocals – f*** off! I want to kill them. Go and see Take That or Westlife and how much of that is live? I know Gary Barlow can sing – that solves one.'

There'll be a few red faces come the Brit awards...

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