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What a tosser! Geri Halliwell's muscular baseball pitch

One of the best ways for female UK stars to crack the pernickity American market is to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Easy peasy, no biggy?

Not exactly - there are stringent rules to abide by. Not only do female tossers have to wear tiny camel hoofing hotpants and 17 inch stilettos, they also have to sport sunglasses so dark that night and day are indistinguishable. The throw has to be feeble and girly, and must be followed by a giggle, and/or silly victory jump. In a nutshell, act like a girl, make a tit of yourself - but try to look half way sexy while you do it.

Not Geri Halliwell though. Ginger Spice turned up to a LA baseball game recently wearing sensible trainers, a comfy pair of shorts, baggy t shirt and not a pizza thick pair of shades in sight. She pinged the ball with such force that spit could be seen coming out the side of her mouth pre release. The crowd went wild. America loved it. MiMi and Posh - eat your baseballs out!

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