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Tiger's swinging again

Those hoping that Tiger Woods' return to the green would be accompanied by a spectacular public breakdown with busty cocktail waitresses appearing from behind every bunker will be disappointed. Tiger's first day at the US Masters went without a hitch, but his wife is apparently far from happy.

A source said: 'There’s a reason why Elin didn’t go to the tournament and it’s simple. She thinks he’s breaking his promise to her by returning to golf so soon. And as every day goes by she gets a little angrier. Not only did she refuse his request to go to the tournament but she also has moved way from him emotionally.'

The cad's return to his caddy was marked by a bizarre advert by Nike. The film showed Tiger's face staring at the camera with his dad's voice intoning, 'Tiger, I am more prone to be inquisitive, to promote discussion. I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are. And did you learn anything?' The golfer must be in a fairly vulnerable state to allow Nike to let him get involved in such weirdness...

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