The worst dealer in history

Puff Daddy has revealed that he tried out drug dealing when he was young and down on his luck, but it wasn’t for him. The hip-hop mogul and all-round money machine had friends who were slanging and banging around Maryland and Washington DC, and Puffy thought he could get on that trail and get some cash in his pocket like they did. He was wrong.

‘I thought, 'I need to get some money like y'all have'. So I go out on the block, the strip where they're selling drugs, and my man says, 'OK, I'm going to give you this. You wait there. They'll come up to you'. I'm out there five minutes when three cop cars pull up and officers jump out and start chasing me. I ran and got away.

‘We reconvene in the same place two hours later. This time it's dark, and all of a sudden a van pulls up. Cops jump out and start chasing me again. There’s a helicopter overhead with a light following me through the woods.

‘I wanted to go home, but I didn't know how to punk out and tell them. The cops were outside, and we heard them coming up the stairs but they were responding to a couple having an argument below us… I turned into a scared white Harvard student. God was sending me signals.’

Luckily, Diddy honed his selling skills on the shopping channel instead...

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