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The really small Shady

For someone like Eminem whose private life has always been the core material of his music, hearing his wife tell the world that he's got a tiny todger shouldn't come as that much of a shock, after all, he's said a lot worse about her hasn't he?

Well technically yes, but then noone likes to have it spelled out. "If you're going to have sex with Marshall" spelled out Kim, Eminem's on-off-onagain-off again-mostly off wife, "make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work." She also added for good measure; "I can't stand him. He's an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him or I hear his name. There's nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all."

Eminem is yet to hit back (how could he possibly top that?) - but given that he's a bit of a wordsmith, he'll probably come up with something. However if he does, maybe the Mathers should think about not spilling quite so much intimate information about themselves. Their daughter Haile is now thirteen - and lord knows teenagers are sensitive about these things - you know, being at school and having to play down the fact that daddy's got a small willy.... It's enough to make you thankful that mum and dad's embarrassing moments only stretched to them picking you up at the schoolgates wearing matching slippers....

Think about the children!

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