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The most bizarre XFactor story, ever...

Well, on the credit side for Katie, her place in XFactor is assured, after a praiseworthy performance for 'Beatles week'. On the debit side however, she has just dicovered that her nan's um, a prostitute. Katie's gran, Sheila Vogel advertises her wares on a website called, 'Vintage Vamps.'

A source told The Daily Mail 'This has torn the family apart. Our only hope is that it doesn't lead to more goading of Katie.' The website gushes, 'Classic vamps are like fine wine and we are delighted to introduce one of our agency's great vintages, the grand dame Cecilia Bird. The cultured lady has recently celebrated her 80th birthday.'

Place bets now as to which judge will drop a couple of double entendres come Saturday...

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