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The battle that has got the nation talking...

You can keep your hung parliaments, and safe seats - the only battle that interests us is the one that matters. Yes, it's Cheryl Cole versus Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas and their nightly on tour skirmish to win the most press attention. Their current weapons of choice are not policies, or arguments of political reform. Oh no, their dual is fought through their wardrobe - and their vote winning weapon; the humble basque. (Ed - no more laboured political analogies please.)

Both Fergie and Chezza have opted for a strategy of wearing fewer and fewer clothes as the tour has progressed - last night our fair Cole opted for a flesh coloured number with sequins, and while Fergie gave a nod to the 80s with a Joan Jett and the Blackhearts inspired piece, accessorized with studded leather thigh high boots. She clearly means business. We dread to think what Cheryl and Fergie will pull out of their wardrobes next, to land the killer sartorial blow...

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