The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species – TIGER (acronym gold) has taken to putting tigers in a pool and then swimming with them.
Gleeful crowds can watch the unbelievably dangerous process through a big glass window in the side of the pool. So far none of the tigers have realised that this is the perfect opportunity to take off their captors' heads but they might do any day now.
If offered enough cash, we’re hoping the centre director Bhagavan Antle, will realise the commercial possibilities of the venture and offer celebrities the chance to swim with a tiger too. There were also rumours that the next Big Brother pool will have a tiger in it, though that’s so far unconfirmed. Here’s hoping.
- swimming with tigers