Soppy Diddy

All good things must come to an end, we suppose. We’ve been getting slowly accustomed to the idea of Russell Brand as a settled down man of the house (and looking at Katy Perry he’s not got a lot of need to stray), but it still hurts us. You used to live the dream, man, now who are we supposed to live vicariously through, eh?

Anyway, even though he’s put on the metaphorical pipe and slippers, that doesn’t mean he’s not still hanging around some party animals, like shopping channel legend P Diddy, who is planning on recording a wedding song for the pair. Let’s hope it’s not a load of mawkish rubbish like ‘I’ll Be Missing You’, because that was a steaming turd of a song.

‘Russell’s the man,’ said Diddy to The Mirror. ‘He’s a singer too like me but he’s a rock star and dresses like one too. I’m gonna get Diddy Dirty Money to write a song for his wedding to Katy. She’s really tamed him. He’s a cool guy, but he’s not as wild as he used to be. He’s ready to settle down with Katy now.’

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