Shia LaBeuof hearts his mum. A lot

Shia LaBoeuf (that's 'shit the beef' for any French speakers) has talked about his ideal woman, and, despite starring alongside Megan Fox in Transformers (arguably one of the most gorgeous women on the planet) she's not top of Shia's wish list. The Indiana Jones star would much rather have his mum.

The Beef told Playboy magazine, "Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with her now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds." Well it does sound a little odd, but when in bohemia...

Talking about his upbringing in a nudist camp Shia continued: "The nudity was weird, especially when her friends came over. All of them would be naked. You’ve got your little buds over and Mom’s playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She’s in the middle of goddess-group time, where it’s a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another’s bodies with incense while sitting and humming."

Sounds like the type of childhood every young lad would love. If only it wasn't mummy in the nip, but a selection of her yummiest MILF mates that is.....

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