'She's in with the killers'

Erstwhile actress Lindsay Lohan is not adapting well to life in the clink. Rather than bonding with her inmates, and organising inspiring sing-alongs and am-dram sessions, Lohan has instead spent her time wailing about the air conditioning. To be fair to the poor girl, she had been placed in the section of the jail reserved for murderers and all round bad'uns.

A fellow jailbird told The Mirror, 'The wards are cold and smelly – they stink. The air conditioning is turned up so high that you can’t sleep because of the cold. Inmates try and shove the air vents full of toilet paper to stop the air coming out, but it doesn’t work. Lindsay would lie there shivering all night, crying and trying to cover her face with her hands.'

She continued,'Her wailing was keeping everyone awake. She is in with the killers and she has only been let out for hour-long breaks, and during those she was locked down to a table. Today (Friday), Lindsay got put on lockdown. While some of us got two hours to go to the yard, or the TV room, Lindsay was on total lockdown. She had a hysterical fit, crying and yelling so she got put in isolation.'

Chin up, Linds - just think of it as fodder for the inevitable reality show...

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