Sheen's shenanigans

Having been axed from his hit show, 'Two and a half men' and losing his PR man in the same week, yesterday Charlie Sheen decided to launch an all-out media assault, appearing on every US TV channel going. The Hollywood star, now more famous for his predilication for porn stars than acting, defended his actions to interviewers, claiming that he is now completely clean and 'only gets high' on himself. Intriguing.

Sheen boasted to Piers Morgan of his past shenanigans, 'You should see how I party - it was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger and Richards look like droopy-eyed, armless children. I took more than anybody could survive. I was banging 7g rocks and finishing them. I have one speed - go! My motto is to enjoy every moment. I don't think I would trade any of it.'

And in an even more worrying development, Charlie has recently found a way to dispense his mad musings to the world in bit size chunks. Yes, that's right, Sheen has joined Twitter. This could get crazier...

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