Sharon's booby prize

We love a lady with a way with words but Sharon Osbourne has swallowed the Urban Dictionary and hocked it back up whole. Not for the first time her feckless linguistic abandon and righteous chatterboxing has landed her in hot water. But this time at least, it's comedy water. Quite frankly, she's not happy with her fake chest pups. Apparently, they are too close in appearance to a couple of inflatable bags. Shazza, that's usually the desired effect....

'I wish I'd never had my breasts done the last time. They've put these bloody great bags in that are too f***ing round - it's like a waterbed on your chest.'

That's the description, now for the solution: 'I hate my t*ts. I want to have the bags taken out and then I'll put them up on eBay!'

Good one Mrs O. Failing that she could ask for a refund - presuming she kept the originals of course....

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