Shape Schiff-t-er

When will someone tell celebs that the ability to procreate is shared by the rest of the human race? Yes, here we go again - Claudia Schiffer is the latest - 'look at me, I'm up the duff' celeb - to say 'look at me, I'm up the duff' via a high profile photo shoot. The ex supermodel does a Demi on this issue of German Vogue (no, we're not subscribers) displaying a bump worthy of a mention in the celebrity bump hall of fame. In-keeping with etiquette, the seven months gone clotheshorse is naked as the day she was born. Take a look at the pic.

The accompanying interview is laden with slightly depressing facts about celebrity childrearing. Namely, that Claudia will only be fat for the gestation period. She says: ‘I got pregnant and when I was breastfeeding it just came off. I can eat whatever I want. If I don't eat enough, I will lose weight.’ Our sympathies, Claudia.

There have to be more original ways of staying in the news than naked pregnancy. Where's David Copperfield and his disappearing act when you need him....

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