Scott Pilgrim vs. demonic stalker fan
We're looking forward to the forthcoming film adaptation of comic book 'Scott Pilgrim vs. the World', not least because it involves some serious dispatching via kick-ass comic-book ninja moves. And as luck would have it, some of these may have been helpful when actor Michael Cera was propositioned by a scary fan.
The forward female fan made a move on Cera when he was leaving a cinema in the US and offered to perform erm, certain indiscretions on him....
'It was such a scary image. And then I saw her pull her shirt down for some other guy. There was something demonic and terrifying about it. She was completely crazy. All it did was make me put a few more bricks in the wall I already have,' he moaned.
Maybe the Juno star could benefit from having some roadies around him to show him the ways of the world...or is that too rock n roll?