Scarlett Johansson & Penelope Cruz ; screen kiss was deeply unsexy

Ah. The naiveity of a young, heaving busted blonde bombshell.

Scarlett Johansson has described her screen kiss with Penelope Cruz in Woody Allen flick Vicky Christina Barcelona, as 'the least sexy thing you can imagine'. Scarlett said the scene was filmed with 'like 60 crewmen sitting around eating salami sandwiches' - obviously minding their own business while the hottest display of faux lesbo celeb romping of their lives went on around them. Neither Scarlett or Penelope can see what all the fuss is about.

"We didn't talk about it much, then Woody told us how the shot was going to be, but Scarlett and I don't have any funny stories to tell about it. It felt like nothing, nothing happened" said Cruz.

Erm, not buying that for one second. Why not just admit that it was yes, a massively sexy moment, and, that the 60 strong man crew who sat around munching nonchalently on salami sandwiches were probably so entranced by the horny celesbo clinch they can't even think about now without dribbling.

Downplaying things just for the sake of being seen as a serious 'artist' is boring and predictable. At least Woody Allen admits when something is pervily hot - bet he wasn't munching quietly on a sarni while they went at it full throttle, he was probably....lets not even go there.

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