Russell Crowe is a tub of lard. Sienna Miller isn't

Give Russell Crowe his dues - he's a porker these days but he'll do his damndest to hide it.

....and his damndest would include getting Sienna Miller thrown off production of Robin Hood remake 'Nottingham' on the grounds of being too skinny and sexy against his tubby mid-life paunch. A production snitch told The New York Post: “It is a mess. Russell never lost the weight he put on for ‘Body of Evidence’ - and so the love scenes between him and Sienna would have been laughable. He’s so old and fat and she’s so young and gorgeous. It’s just . . . gross.”

Another thing which is also quite gross is Crowe's role hogging. The porky part-snuffler has bagged himself not only the lead role of Robin Hood, but also the The Sheriff of Nottingham. What next, playing the part of Maid Marian too?

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