Russell Brand pledges to Katy - no more 'maraudering'

The Brand/Perry union has the potential to combust more spectacularly than any other celeb coupling in recent history - we'd have to trawl back through the ages to the likes of Liz Taylor and Richard Burton to find a more tempestuous duo. So, it's with huge relief that we read that Russell Brand is going to take this marriage malarkey seriously - and most crucially, won't go dipping his wick in all and sundry.

Brand told The Mirror, 'That’s one of the things about this institution of marriage I’ve recently had explained to me by my wife. You must be faithful and I don’t have a problem with that. I’m really, really in love. You know, it’s sort of odd isn’t it, because there is certainly a compromise. You can’t just maraud through life f***ing whomever you’d like. Which is a shame, cause I wish I actually could do that. That’s the compromise.'

Russell - when you're having your seventh set-to of the week about who takes the rubbish out, remember those fine words...

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