Ricky 'Yeah alright I'm gay' Martin
Finally. The moment the world has been waiting for. Not a firm date for troop withdrawal from Afghanistan or the results of the next general election: Ricky Martin's sexuality. The cheesy She Bangs chanteuse has confirmed he's gay.
Rickster opted for the celebrity news vessel of choice to relieve himself of his secret, tweeting: 'I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am.'
Thanks for that Ricky, we had no idea. Apparently Mr Martin's advisors thought it best that he stay in the closet so as not to ruin his career. We can't help feeling they're a bit out of touch with the showbiz world.....
Now tricky Ricky, back in your Euro-schmoozer leather pants and start cranking out some hen-party classics. That's an order.