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Revenge is best served...

Loud-mouthed popstrel Katy Perry has lived out everyone's secret fantasy, and made herself seem a tad bitter in the process, by getting her revenge on the boy she had a crush on at school. Katy, performing in a secret gig at her old High School, spotted poor Shane Lopes in the crowd, who made the mistake of turning down the pre-fame Perry. Well, he sure messed with the wrong wannabe star...

According to The Daily Mail, Katy shouted, 'Is that Shane Lopes? You were the most popular kid in my class! But you never wanted to date me, it was always Amanda Wayne. Oh yeah, you really chose right honey. What’s up. What’s up now, player. I’m going to dedicate this next one to Shane Lopes everyone.'

Besides ritually humilating the man who dared to spurn her, she reminisced and handed out a few home-spun homilies to the crowd of students, saying, 'I was on this very stage many a lunchtimes. I was such a showoff. There was a pumpkin pie-eating contest, which I won, and a freestyling contest that I lost. That was one of the saddest days of my life. High school can be tough, but you know what? You’re stronger than that.’

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