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President Spears?

Now not everyone seems to go for the unruly stripper mum look that Britney Spears is going for these days, but she’s still in good enough nick that when she sits around on TV in a bikini, you might want to watch. Unless you’re a straight woman, of course.

So it’s not for nothing that the story of Britney Spears appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman in her undercrackers makes it on today’s list of stories. The once-upon-a pop star was spelling out what she would do if she were elected President of the USA, Which you can read below, OR watch the video of it, which is also below. Any excuse to look at a half-nude woman, eh?

  1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me
  2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
  3. Challenge US to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade
  4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy
  5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes
  6. I'd lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance Circus Fantasy
  7. My situation room would be a Cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas
  8. Free pie for everybody
  9. We would only invade fun place like Cabo (Mexican holiday destination)
  10. I'd be the first president to wear eyeshadow since NIXON

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