P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-Poke her band members

It’s dead tricky trying to keep writing a different intro every time Lady Gaga opens her word flapper and gets herself into the papers, so let’s just say that once again she’s opened her word flapper and got herself into the newspapers, this time by telling everyone she’s been bankrupt four times and likes to sleep with her band members.

‘I’ve gone bankrupt about four times now,’ she said to The Sun. ‘My manager wants to shoot me. Every dollar I earn goes on the show. Now we’re finally getting to a place where it’s not bankruptcy.

‘Then again, with another tour coming up soon I’ll probably be homeless again.’

If there are any musicians out there who want to go on tour with a boss who likes to have fun and understands your needs, look no further than Ms Gaga.

‘I’m a single girl. I like to have a good time. I just sleep with the guys in the band all the time because it’s easier.’ Result.

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