Pippa Middelton offered adult role
Just about the only decent thing to come out of the royal wedding was the enchanting posterior of Kate Middleton’s sister Pippa, who shimmered down the aisle and flaunted her backside to the nation. Maybe it was because we were all so malleable at the moment of our beloved newlyweds confirming their love, but there was something magical about that backside, wasn’t there?
Well news of her delectable derriere has reached the states, where no less an authority on bottoms than porn studio Vivid Entertainment sent her a letter, asking her to appear in one of their adults flicks. Now that’s a true money-making scheme. According to TMZ, the princess’ sister would be allowed to choose the sexual partner of her choice and would only have to do one ‘explicit’ scene; so what’s holding you back Pippa? You’d be making many men – and some women, no doubt – very happy indeed.
‘As far as I was concerned, you were the star of the recent royal wedding,’ wrote studio co-chairman Steve Hirsch. ‘As I watched a broadcast of the event, I couldn't help but think that with your beauty and attitude, you could be an enormously successful adult star. This week, after seeing photos of you having a great time at a party, I decided to offer you a role in one of our upcoming movies.’