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Pointless Star Wars merchandise

Heading up this gallery as “pointless Star Wars merchandise” might sound offensive to overly serious Star Wars collectors who have been in the game since the figures and merchandise were first sold for the original trilogy in the late 1970s, but you’ll change your mind after you’ve reviewed this little lot with us.

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For those of us who hate the prequel trilogy the character of Jar Jar is used as a symbol of their inability to reach the heights established by the original 3 movies (with the possible exception of Jedi of course). A Jar Jar sweets dispenser is the last thing you should buy for anyone who likes sweets and hates the Phantom Menace.

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Star Wars Hotwheels cars are by far the most bizarre tie-up. This is a sci-fi series guys! There are no hotrod cars in space so you can’t sell Hotwheels using Star Wars.

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Star Wars Hotwheels cars are by far the most bizarre tie-up. This is a sci-fi series guys! There are no hotrod cars in space so you can’t sell Hotwheels using Star Wars.

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Proving that you can place a sticker onto anything and expect it to sell more if Star Wars happens to be the sticker is something our next items excels at. Why can you buy Star Wars Crocs?

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Ok we understand that George Lucas doesn’t own Star Wars anymore but does Disney have to add Mickey Mouse ears to an R2D2 hat and try and make money from it?

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Oh dear this next one’s also lame. A Star Wars pizza cutter that’s shaped to look like a lightsabre. May the Force be with you while you slice a Papa Johns up. Great marketing guys. Although we do love the sounds effects it plays.

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Oh dear this next one’s also lame. A Star Wars pizza cutter that’s shaped to look like a lightsabre. May the Force be with you while you slice a Papa Johns up. Great marketing guys. Although we do love the sounds effects it plays.

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Star Wars trainers might make sense in doors where you’re happy to showcase your love of the movie franchise but you won’t get much credibility on the streets wearing these. Are doormen going to let you into even the least discerning of clubs with these on your feet? We think not.

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Volvic’s Star Wars branded water seems unnecessary. Are you going to buy their brand of water because it’s got Star Wars signs all over it? You are, oh ok. Maybe you brought some of the other junk shown here. If so, let us know what you think in the comments section.

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Volvic’s Star Wars branded water seems unnecessary. Are you going to buy their brand of water because it’s got Star Wars signs all over it? You are, oh ok. Maybe you brought some of the other junk shown here. If so, let us know what you think in the comments section.

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