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Peaches' night at the Oscars with 'torture porn' director

The Vanity Fair after party is famous for its horrifically strict admittance procedure, with only stars at the very peak of their celebrity wattage being allowed in. So we reacted with some shock and a little bit of awe when we saw the pictures of our own fair Peaches Geldof at the bash, who even in her own country is on the C list - and that's on a generous day.

Peaches' ticket in seemed to be the director Eli Roth, who made the gruesome flick 'Hostel', spawning the 'torture porn' genre. Geldof was clearly chuffed at bagging such a hotty, and tweeted the night away: 'At the Vanity Fair Oscar night party with @elirroth who's got a silent movie star look going down tonight. Very sharp.'

And later, when the party was clearly in full swing, with (we imagine) Queen's 'Don't Stop Me Now' on the jukebox: '@eliroth shouted 'word' into a microphone p.diddy thrust in his face whilst jumping on a couch. S*** just got real.'

The mental image of little P Diddy leaping up and down on a sofa annoying people with a microphone is a classic. We never thought we'd say this but, thank you Peaches.

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