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Paris is, like, sooo over her ex

If there's one cardinal rule that must be adhered to when celeb love turns sour (as an aside, 'When Celeb Love Turns Sour' sounds like an E! channel doc that we would definitely be glued to) it's to pretend you're completely happy about your split, even if you're utterly distraught and want nothing more than to hibernate until 2016.

Paris Hilton is acting with the best of them, telling her namesake Perez Hilton: 'I am like so past that — I don't even care! I don't even remember that time in my life. I am over it! I just realized that I'm better off without him. So I ended it because I deserve something much better! He wasn't right for me and I will eventually find somebody who loves me for who I am. I am having so much fun. A lot of guys have obviously hit on me and I am getting thousands of calls, but I'm not ready to be with anyone. Maybe in six months or a year…but for right now, I'm just too busy for a relationship.'

Yes, 'thousands of calls' - that doesn't sound like somebody exaggerating to make themselves feel better. Not one bit.

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