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Paris Hilton posts response to McCain advert

So last week the Republican Party released an Obama smear campaign which likened the superhero presidential candidate to Paris Hilton and Britney Spears. Well Britney obviously has more things to do with her time than come up with a response, but PeeBrain doesn't.

The pointless heiress has posted a response to the McCain advert which pitches herself as a presidential candidate, with more forwarding-thinking policies than both McCain and Obama combined. Really.

The action takes place around a sunlounger. PeeBrain is sprawled out, magazine on lap, gold stilettos on. 'Oh hi America" she purrs "I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity, too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot". But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for president...I just want the world to know that I'm totally ready to lead'. Pee Pee then divulges her 'energy plan' for America (a core issue being wrestled over by both sides at the moment) which sounds distinctly like someone else much cleverer penned for her. She cunningly combines the energy plan of both McCain and Obama -indicating that she wants to have a chuckle at both candidate's expense, despite her own Republican upbringing.

But the plan's backfired. Her very appearance in the original McCain ad, increased support for the Republican party, and the very mention of the 'wrinkly white haired one' is bound to do the same. It's a sad measure of the times that Paris Hilton can have any sway on the political outcome of the world...but even sadder that she was wearing heels on a sunlounger!

Check out Paris Hilton's response to the John McCain advert on website Funny or Die

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