Off the deep end

Now it's always been assumed by uncharitable people that Kate Moss was – how to put this politely – a bit dim, but now we've learned that she's a typical woman when it comes to a row as well; she will do anything to make sure she wins the argument.

Case in point; her reported row with her boyfriend, The Kills singer Jamie Hince, in which she decided that the best way to get back at him would be to chuck his bag – complete with laptop, BlackBerry, diary and the only versions of six new songs – into the swimming pool.

'Kate and Jamie were having a romantic weekend in her countryside pad when things spiralled out of control,' said some mole to the Mirror. They started bickering out of nowhere and the row quickly escalated.

'She stalked off outside and, before he had a chance to react, Kate grabbed his bag and hurled it into the pool. Unfortunately it contained his laptop, BlackBerry and personal diary.

'Jamie was speechless. He waded into the water to fish the bag out, and tried to resuscitate the laptop - removing the hard drive and shoving it into an airing cupboard. He whacked the BlackBerry under the hairdryer and left his diary out to dry over a radiator. Jamie was absolutely livid and kept yelling, 'Why would you do such a f*****g stupid thing?!' Because she's a woman Jamie – it's what they do.

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