Well where else would you turn in troubled times? Mickey Rourke took advice from his dog
When nature calls and there's only a wall, Mark Wahlberg does kamikaze wee
Jayden, Preston, tea's ready! 'Eff off mum'. Ooops, Britney's narked that K-Fed has been teaching the kids some street talk.....
If Daniel Craig, sorry James Bond wants Q back then god damn bring him back - even if only to explode bananas
Look, reality shows are a pile of plop and the only reason I watch them is because, well, they're addictive. You and the rest of the country Mac
Brange are denying but In Touch weekly say it's true so it must be. But why isn't Brad so chuffed?
Tell him some cock and bull about 'needing to kip over at his' then when he's not looking, strip to the nip and ambush him in his very own pit. Simple
'He is orange - even down there': Katie Price reveals a little too much info about Peter Andre's meat and two veg
He had his knuckles rapped and his bum spanked but that won't stop Russell Brand from being a very naughty boy again
Noel Gallager, never shy in coming forward, has called fellow Manc Mick Hucknall, 'shit and fat'
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