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Noel solves Global Economic crisis

Noel Gallagher has very kindly given us the solution to the global economic crisis. Bragging like only a Gallagher can on Absolute Radio, Noel said we’re literally all sitting on the solution;

"I'd have a worldwide search down the back of the couch for shrapnel. Put it all together - it all mounts up."

Noely G also said it’s only a matter of time before he’s elected as the new Prime Minister;

"There will be a groundswell of public opinion sooner or later which will carry me into office, and let me tell you, I'll only be there five years and it'll all end in tears - but it will be a proper, proper laugh while it's happening."

Whilst you’re at it, why not make Liam the Chancellor of the Exchequer, at least he’ll probably still use a piggy bank.

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