No longer the Pitts

Aesthetes, film producers, and, (let's be honest) the whole world can breathe a sigh of relief. No, BP haven't plugged the hole in the sea bed, it's something far more significant. Brad Pitt has removed that hideous facial hair that's been hanging around his chin like a bad smell. It may have been for a film role, so 'all in the name of art' but there was no excuse for him to keep it. Anyway - it's off! Let joy be unconfined!

Meanwhile, Angie has given one of those interviews - on Good Morning America, where she says absolutely nothing, in lots, and lots, of words. Classic sleb tactics. 'I think it would be hard to say no to the kids. They're not asking. They are very aware that nothing's missing. There's no plans at the moment for more. We wake up and we have breakfast. And so, we always have this thing kind of first thing in the morning where we're really, really tired. 'And we always look at each other and wonder like, 'Are we ever gonna get sleep?' And then we joke about sleep. But yet, we still love the idea of having more children.'

And Angie on cooking, 'He's better at making eggs and bacon than I am. I try. But I think everybody prefers Dad's eggs and bacon. They always want pancakes. Knox is very into pancakes right now. And gets really upset if he can't have pancakes. You know, we just try to corral them. We've had to put new gates up, because the twins are kind of going everywhere, while we were trying to make breakfast and get the others out the door for camp. So, we've had to put like extra gates on the kitchen. And we have drawers in the kitchen full of toys.'

Wow, 'kitchens', 'drawers', 'pancakes' - they're just, like, sooo human...

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