Paris Hilton could be made to pay billions of dollars after citizen Nicolle O’Neill accused her of ripping off her look and stealing her style ideas.

O’Neill filed a handwritten report – complete with primary school misspellings – stating she is suffering emotional distress. Because…

Well, the two-page document says Hilton should pay billions in damages for stealing Ms O’Neill’s ‘stilings’, ‘patens’ and the idea to show her ‘je-streeng underware’ under her trousers. 

Should Paris be quaking in her vintage Pradas?

We don’t think so. By all accounts, though, Nicolle thinks Paris is ‘reeeeeal puuuurdy…’ nonetheless.

(Image: from pattista’s Flickr stream)