Pete Doherty invests in pub football team

15:35 Wed 19 November 2008

Chemical-muncher Pete Doherty has reportedly turned his dwindley legs to football. According to The Sun, the Queens Park Rangers fan is so keen to play for amateur pub side Queen’s Head Rangers that he’s stumped up £500 for a new kit for the team which, get this, will feature his gaunt mug on the front. "We'd be happy to have him" said Josh Morris the manager of the Hazlemere side.

If he turns up we’re sure he’d inject some pace into his veins, sorry game - drugs test permitting.