Looks like Christmas has just come early for Jennifer Metcalfe.

Who? JM. Hollyoaks actress. Somewhere on the lower rungs of the fame food chain. Predictably good looking in a Build Your Own Chintzy Northern Babe kind of way. Wouldn't look out of place behind the bar in The Rovers.

Anyway, the look's working for her. Kanye West, obviously a man who enjoys a good Hollyoaks omnibus in his jim jams on Sunday morning, is quite taken by the lovely Jennifer. So much so that he's posted scores of saucy photos of her on his website. Transatlantic, cyber celeb speak for, 'come to poppa, I'll show you a good time.'

So far no comment from camp Jennifer (maybe because she hasn't got a whole camp yet) but sooner or later the lure of having Kanye West as a notch on her bedpost will prove too much to resist. Where will they do the deed, Jennifer's native Bradford, Kanye's native Chicago or the Hollyoaks Community College?