Ah well. Turns out that olive branch Noel Gallagher dangled Jay-Z's way yesterday was stuck into a giant tree shedder and spliced up into squillions of tiny woodchips.

"That bloke from Oasis said I couldn't play guitar, somebody should've told them I'm a f-----g rock star" rapped Jay-Z to a delighted audience at a Kanye West concert in New York on Wednesday. The song, entitled 'Jockin Jay-Z chronicles Jay-Z's experience at Glastonbury.

That's a no to the rumours of Oasis and Jay-Z teaming up for a duet then. Safe to say a clear winner has emerged in this feud - and he's not from Manchester.