Now here's a man after our own heart. Jamie Hince understands the precarious line between soft, silky bog roll and the grissly, scratchy cheap variety normally doled out at Glastonbury.

So he's gone and ordered a thousand rolls of the softest bum paper for his beautiful lady friend Kate Moss. Actually, 120 says The Sun. 30 say The Mirror. We have no idea but say it'll probably be a lot. And good job too. One sitting in a Glastonbury portaloo poo hole in the ground can take up a whole 17 rolls! Gold star Hincey.