Michael Lohan:Lindsay & Samantha Ronson are lesbians

16:18 Tue 27 May 2008

Lindsay Lohan's mum Dina has been busy denying her daughter is a lesbian to all and sundry, worried that if outed, Lindsay's acting career may dry up....and Dina left scratching around for publicity.

But Michael Lohan doesn't give a damn who knows, and thinks only complete simpletons could fail to grasp that there's more going on between Lindsay and Samantha Ronson than meets the eye. "It is evident to anyone with half a brain" spat Michael Lohan in a recent interview.

Michael Lohan is a born again Christian, and by default not exactly thrilled at the idea of Lindsay being a lesbian,- but goes on to admits that "Linds "is a big girl, who can make her own life choices.....then it is between her and God." Roughly translated as "I'll play the good father for now but when Judgement Day comes she'll get her dues.

And who to take the blame for the familial rug munching? Dina of course. "Maybe her mother's life revolves around the tabloids and reports, but mine doesn't. I am into setting a good example and doing good things that don't deceive or exploit my kids. But I will say this: While we were a family, you never even saw or heard a negative thing about any of us. Since the separation, look at everything that has happened!" He's coping well.

Michael Lohan wears a wig and looks at boobs.