Jay-Z and Beyonce have been battling rumours of shotgun wedding ever since they got hitched in secret recently. And now even the New York Post is reporting 'with authority' (means nothing) - that Beyonce is already cooking a Jay-Z bun.

"She has gained a lot of pregnancy weight," a family snitch told the rag. "When she gains weight, she normally does the Def Jam detox, but not now."

The Def Jam diet is a fictional eating plan presumed to be followed by stars of the Def Jam empire - who used to be porkers but suddenly and mysteriously manage to lose weight even when papped snacking on burgers.

A distant memory for Beyonce now she can get stuck into meat pies, chips with scraps and mushy peas, curries, peshwari naan, kebabs and all the other treats pregnant ladies get to feast on. Wish Entertainme was preggers!

Watch Beyonce taking a tumble - old footage but still an amazing comeback.