Amy's folks might be chuffed to bits about Wino taking a lover - and one who wears intellectual specs no less. But this might be the first Winny actually knows about it.

Amy's been speaking to The Media and letting them know that she isn't Alex Haines's new bedfellow at all. That she's still wed to Blake The Incarcerated - and is even still totally in love with him.

As she chatted to hungry paps on her doorstep, cig on the go and looking like she hadn't seen a hot dinner in months, Amy vowed to make an extra special effort to play the good wife and support Blake throughout his legal scrapes.

"Why don't these people who say I want a divorce just shut up and stop making up things about me? I'm just waiting and waiting to get my Blake back. I'm supporting him all the way and I always have done. Me and Blake are meant for each other, he's my man" she said. (The Mirror)

Meanwhile The Sun showbiz desk is in a flap about Blake orchestrating a juicy divorce settlement - from the comfort of his prison cell. The Sun reckon The Incarcerated wants £3 million from Amy's £10 million stash- 250,000 for every month they've been hitched - as payment for 'inspiring her music' and from saving herself from herself too many times to list.

Feebly weebly poo pants we say.  But you never know.