Were you wondering what ever happened to that Rebecca Loos? Probably not. But just in case you were dying to know what she’s been up to since we last saw her intimately touching a pig on reality TV, we can tell you. Miss Loos has recorded a single.

The ever-remorseful Miss Loos’ single is called Your Boyfriend and is about – you guessed it – stealing someone else’s man. And if you thought that was cheap and ridiculous – her performance on the song is laughable. Trying to sound like she has just rolled out of a Detroit ghetto, Posh Loos has gone into hip-hop mode as she raps her way through the verses. But far from the likes of Eminem, she sounds like Steven Hawking singing karaoke.

Our favourite part of this is the line: My heart was beatin’/would I be cheatin’. Dropping the ends of her words, probably in an attempt to make this more authentic – Loos only succeeds in making it sound like she has some kind of speech impediment.

Judging by this performance, a music career doesn’t look likely for Rebecca. We can’t believe this isn’t some kind of wind-up. If not though, this may be the final nail in the coffin for her in the business we call show…

(Image: from YouTube)