With 2008 upon us, how about a little crystal ball-gazing, see if we can’t come up with some celebrity matches for 2008?

Jessica Simpson is still on the market. We think Christopher Biggins, with his new-found celebrity status and avuncular charm, could be just what the dozy mare is looking for. And it’d be totally platonic too, perfect for intimacy-phobe JS.

Jude Law needs a good woman after his recent failed dalliances. We thought maybe Gail Tilsley from Corrers. She’s single and sexy and has enough of that older woman-appeal to turn any man’s head (through 360 degrees, normally).

Chantelle Big Brother and Handy Andy – perfect intellectual match.

Ziggy Big Brother and Carol Thatcher.

Iggle Piggle and Upsy Daisy – come on, we all know it’s going to happen soon, why not now? If you don’t know what we’re talking about, watch In the Night Garden on CBeebies. Be warned, though, it’s addictive.

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