Mugshot #3

As much as Paris Hilton deserves ridicule and satire for being an heir-headed imbecile, who seems to exist in a strange netherland where being driven to a club, dancing on a table for 10 seconds, being pictured and raking in the cash is a normal existence - she also merits recognition on one point. The lady gives good mugshot. Behold the latest snap - hair in place, slightly sardonic (or possibly bemused) smile, Heidi plaits hinting at innocence. Just perfect - Hugh Grant, you've a lot to learn...

Following Paris's arrest on Saturday morning, in a bid to pretend the minor blip of the arrest had never actually happened, Paris tweeted to her followers, 'In bed watching ‘Family Guy’, Love this show!' ‘So hilarious! Stewie is my favourite :) love his accent.’ ‘Going to bed. Sweet dreams everyone. Xoxo Paris.’

Hilton's attorney released a statement asking the press to hold off on the hysterical headlines (what, us?) saying, 'Paris Hilton was released this morning on her own recognizance. This matter will be dealt with in the courts not in the media and I encourage people not to rush to judgement until all of the facts have been dealt with in a court of law. There will be no interviews and no more comments at this time.'

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