Ministry Of Mingers: Jamie Oliver refuses to kiss ugly fans
Jamie Oliver has called his fans “mingers”, refusing to kiss them at his book signings in fear of contracting facial herpes.
Talking to Absolute Radio the naked chef said: "'Look, you know, I'm very loyal to my wife and if I have to keep kissing these birds, right, it's only a numbers game before I get herpes. And once you've got it... it never goes. And I'll be growing flapjack on me lip'."
Unlike someone from Essex to turn down a bit of tonsil tennis, especially when they have a face like yours Jamie.