Make your escape while you can, Elin

If we were Elin Woods the last straw would have certainly been those horrifically cheesy Nike adverts, starring Tiger Woods and his dead dad, but whatever the reason (there are just too many misdemeanors to choose from) Tiger's wife has had enough and is divorcing the tawdry golfer.

A friend told US magazine: 'Elin and the kids are out there visiting with [Elin's] family in Stockholm. She is definitely planning on spending a lot of time [at the new house] - they are gutting it. She and the kids are going to be spending most of the summer there. Without Tiger. It's 100% happening. Elin and her mum met with a lawyer before they went to Sweden. It's going to take a long time to go through. [But] she will go through with it. She is all about being a mum. She will do it slowly and carefully.'

At least this way, Tiger will be free to go on making hideously misjudged adverts in his own time. Come on Elin, back away from the weirdo golfer...

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