When will celebs get it: babies are for life, not just for silly haircuts....

Aaanyway, perhaps harbouring a secret desire to keep up with the Andres, Madonna has trimmed her youngest baby David's hair into a mohican. Unlike when we were young it seems 'mum' didn't exactly whip out the scissors herself and have a go; she paid wads of cashola to a trendy hairdresser with 'vision' to create the compelling style.

The tot was snapped sporting his new barnet in Heathrow airport. The Daily Mail says he looked 'thrilled'. That's a very optimistic assessment of a two year's old opinion on his haircut - we're not convinced...

Madge, we thought you were more original than that. Actually, no we didn't.