Lindsay No-han?

It's well known in the biz that if a member of the Royal family dies, it's as easy as whipping out a pre-prepared article or video clip and sitting back for the day. Well, it seems that morbid luxury has been extended to celebs further down the food chain, Lindsay Lohan being one. Apparently, the hard partying actress (is she really - she only ever seems to drink the occasional vodka and redbull?) has got a ready to go obituary in certain media outlets because they consider her a candidate for a surprise celebrity death.

The cruel story, started by PopEater and supposedly quoting unnamed news sources says: 'News outlets need to be prepared. However shocking a story it might be, they are in the business of breaking news fast and any preparation that can be done ahead of time is them just simply doing their jobs,' a senior producer at a major news outlet tells me. 'We all scrambled when Brittany Murphy and Heath Ledger died and don't want that to happen again.'

This sounds like a particularly vile wind up to us. Lindsay love, you carry on living it up...

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