Lily rants, scalps taken

Lily Allen has cast her public image another blow after firing off about a number of Brit celebs who make her blood boil. But to make matters worse she didn't deliver her latest rant on home turf but across the channel in a French Magazine called SoFoot. Pah!

Taking no prisoners, in fact barely even considering keeping anyone alive, Lily branded Cheryl Cole "a bitch" who is "stupid, superficial and as ugly outside as inside." Hubby Ashley Cole also took a bullet. "He is the worst, he disgusts me. He jumps on everything that moves. I am not criticising just to criticise, but I have met him several times. He is revolting."

She then swung a jab at Britain's very own Royal family, saying, "The Beckhams are sickening. Everyone knows Victoria is a monster. I'd rather shoot myself between the eyes than be a WAG."

Lily's main gripe was that all of the above represent everything that is malignant in UK society, i,e mindless celebrities prancing round the world getting stuff for free. Lily on the other hand took pains not to include herself or beloved football club Fulham FC in that equation. “Fulham play football like I play my music — out of passion. Not for fame, sex, money, Ferraris and free entry into nightclubs.” (Although the no queuing must be nice...)

Well after all that, it's a wonder Lily even wants to inhabit the vacuous world of celebrity at all. Then again, it gives her great access to notorious fellow celebugrump, Noel Gallagher. Harrumpf.

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